Spoonie Trumpeter

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
thelifeofatubaplayer
kropotkhristian

Mark Zuckerberg lost $119 Billion dollars on the stock market today (7/26/18). This is the largest loss of wealth in a single day in modern stock history.

This will literally not change his lifestyle or effect his livelihood at all. He is still a multi-billionaire.

If I worked every single day, for the rest of my life, at $15/hr - which is more than twice the national minimum wage - I would never make even 1/1000th the amount of just the money that Zuckerberg lost today.

If I worked every single day, for the entirety of the time that anatomically modern humans have existed (200,000 years) - at $15/hr - I would still not make one tenth of the amount of just the money he lost today.

And he is still a billionaire and will lose literally zero luxury or well-being from what happened today.

You want to know how absolutely grotesque modern wealth inequality is?

There you go.

potter-starkid
isolate

if you didn’t believe that England hates Donald Trump already: the most recent news of his visit today is that the mayor of London approved protestors releasing a £16,000 Trump in-a-diaper balloon to fly 98ft above ground when he visits, and literally no British person is surprised. Welcome to London.

isolate

I’m literally not kidding

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isolate

the people who are managing the balloon are called trump babysitters. I’ve never loved my country more.

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total-limerence

i fucking love this country. Trust us to make the president feel welcome

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isolate

the best part about this is that trump expected to have a royally welcome visit but as soon as he made an appearance, thousands of angry British people started chanting “fuck trump!” on repreat for hours.

total-limerence

UPDATE: Trump has managed to generate a bigger crowd than Obama did, but for all the wrong reasons. The entirety of London is filled with angry anti-trump protestors, to the point where he is refusing to make an appearance due to fear for his safety.

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isolate

Here are some fucking awesome protest signs being shown today. I hope we’ve made you proud!

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teacupfulofstarshine

england, you’re doing amazing, sweetie, this made me so happy

icantloseyou

I was there! Here’s a couple of great Marvel themed signs I saw:

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trombone-is-life

Better Names for Broadway Stars:

thegoosejuggler

Ben Fankhauser: Riff Daddy

Pippa Soo: Perfection

Aaron Tveit: Marry Me

Andrew Rannells: Leo’s Successor #givetheguyatony

Lin-Manuel Miranda: Sunshine Personified

Jonathan Groff: The Best

Sydney Lucas: Unnaturally Talented

Lucas Steele: Anatole-y Crap What a Range

Idina Menzel: Just a Volcano Full of Power

Carmen Cusack: Underrated

Skylar Astin: Broadway to Pitch Perfect

Ben Platt: Pitch Perfect to Broadway

Mike Faist: The Sass

John Gallagher, Jr.: Sad Sad Sad Sad

Debbie Reynolds: The Matriarch

Gene Kelly: Magical Granddaddy

trombone-is-life

romanticizing mental illness is dangerous and misleading

daddyslittleprincess118

Artsy depression: haunted eyes, good at art, emo hair and eyeliner on point

Actual Depression: bloodshot eyes, no longer trust themselves with pencils, has not showered in five days

Quirky OCD: organized books, clean room, color coordinated outfits

Actual OCD: Intrusive thoughts, flipping the light switch 8 times so you don’t stab your brother, picking holes in your skin

Cute eating disorders: Slim trim and beautiful, shyly refusing a second helping, dancer aesthetic

Actual eating disorders: Puffy cheeks and eroded teeth from excessive vomiting, hair growing over your freezing body and refusing to eat carrots because they’re too high in carbs

Adorable anxiety: just a smol bean, soft, must be protected from the world

Actual anxiety: crying so hard you throw up, shaking, losing sleep over a period after the “okay”

RPG PTSD: flashbacks, vietnam, u don’t know what i’ve been through kiddo

Actual PTSD: Buying your first pregnancy test at twelve, flinching at high fives, i can’t feel my hands where am I what year is it

Cartoon ADHD: look a squirrel, something shiny, fidgety loveable bufoon

Actual ADHD: rereading the same page over and over because it doesn’t make sense, hasn’t done the laundry in four months, hyperfocusing on a mushroom knowing you have work to do

stop making terrifying realities seem cute. it’s disrespectful for those of us who are actually struggling

mythininspirations

Yeah, this, this and more of this,

I also want to note that these stereotypes of mental illnesses are extremely damaging, as they make people who are honest to god suffering, not seek out help because it “doesn’t sound like depression/ptsd/ocd should sound”

casuallyyoungdragon

THIS.